"Women like being treated badly."
- May 8, 1993

"You have to treat 'em like shit."
- Nov 9, 1992

"Be rougher and you’ll see a different relationship."
- 1994

"A lot of women…demand that the husband act like the wife."
- Nov 2005

"When I come home at night and dinner’s not ready I go through the roof."
- 1994

"I’m going to be dating that 10 year-old in ten years."
- Dec 1992

"Don’t you think my daughter’s hot?"
- Aug 20, 1997

"Ivanka's always been very voluptuous."
- March 6, 2006

"If Ivanka weren’t my daughter perhaps I’d be dating her."
- Oct 10, 2016

"I could just see…Miss Universe sitting there plumply."
- 1997

"Does Kim Kardashian have a fat ass? Absolutely."
- Feb 6, 2013

"A big, fat pig named Rosie."
- Dec 9, 2006

"Arianna Huffington is a dog."
- April 6, 2015

"I’m not allowed to talk about Bette Midler's ugly face or body."
- Oct 28, 2012

"Kim Novac should sue her plastic surgeon!"
- March 2, 2014

"Can you imagine Carly Fiorina's face, the face of our next president?!"
- Sept 9, 2015

"Heidi Klum. Sadly, she’s no longer a 10."
- Aug 2015

"A person who’s flat chested is very hard to be a 10."
- Sept 22, 2005

"Steffi Graf…you never get to the face because the body is so good."
- Sept 23, 2004

"It must be a pretty picture. You dropping to your knees."
- March 3, 2013

"I did try and fuck her…I moved on her like a bitch."
- Sept 2005

"She’s now got the big phony tits and everything."
- Sept 2005

"Grab ’em by the pussy."
- Sept 2005

"I refuse to call Megyn Kelly a bimbo…would not be politically correct."
- Jan 27, 2016

"You could see there was…blood coming out of her wherever."
- Aug 7, 2015

"That sexual assault accuser would not be my first choice."
- Oct 14, 2016

"Hillary was going to beat Obama...she got schlonged."
- Dec 21, 2015

"Such a nasty woman."
- Oct 19, 2016

"Kirsten Gillibrand…would do anything for campaign contributions."
- Dec 12, 2017

"Horseface"
- Oct 16, 2018